Impatience

I have decided that I am impatient.

Why? Okay, only those people who don't know me well will say that. Those who know me will wonder what took me so long to admit it! I just got a hankering for an Uncrustable. Have you ever eaten one? I never would have if Ky hadn't been around. She dislikes sandwiches. I don't know that she has ever actually eaten a sandwich, but she is extremely sensitive to food textures. She's not quite a "food can't touch" type of person, but she's close. When she was young, she threw up every time we had spaghetti. I eventually realized that it wasn't because she was ill, but she simply couldn't tolerate the texture/taste mixture. Anyway, somehow she had an Uncrustable. She liked it, so I got some more. I eventually tasted them and I agree. They are good.

Uncrustables are pretty weird, though. They are a blob of jelly surrounded by an even layer of peanut butter which is surrounded by two slices of bread crimped all the way around in a circle to keep everything neat and tidy. No crusts, either. (I LOVE crusts, but that's a different story.) Uncrustables are meant to be kept in your freezer and you get one out and it thaws in about half an hour.

As I said, I got a hankering for an Uncrustable. Got it out of the freezer and carried it around. I don't really want to know what would happen if I microwaved it. It would be a cool experiment, though! I finally ate the thing frozen. It just took too long and I was thinking about all the pb & j goodness. MmmmmmmmGOOD!

It's not really very good frozen.

Now you know and you don't have to try it yourself.

I think I need some Diet Dr. Pepper!